Guild of the Drunken Monkey Brewery

Horde Memebers

Bartender Pazo of The Stonehoof Tribe

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  • Guild Rank: Innkeeper
  • Race: Tauren
  • Sex: Male
  • Class: Shaman
  • Professions: Hammersmith/ Mining
  • Birthplace: Thousand Needles
  • Background:

    Pazo went on Balooner ride once. Most spiffy!

  • Life Goal: Grins.
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Bartending, Kodo Wrestler, Horde Special Forces

Shamanistic Farmer Matok Zaotok

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  • Guild Rank: Pintlord
  • Office Role: Guild Leader
  • Race: Orc
  • Sex: Male
  • Class: Shaman
  • Professions: Armorsmithing/ Mining
  • Birthplace: Beyond the Demon Gate
  • Background:

    Grew up and lived most of his life as a simple pig farmer until the attacks brought on by Admiral Proudmore on the shores of Durotar shattered that life. The stress from the loss brought his then dormant shamanistic abilities to the surface, which he has practiced since then to strengthen himself as a person.

  • Life Goal: To find his lost nephew.
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Though a shaman he may be, he still talks and thinks like a hick. Once a farmer, always a farmer.

Dragonhunter Singinghorn

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  • Guild Rank: Brewmaster
  • Office Role: Orientation (Guide and protect the little ones, in other words, corrupt them while they are young.)
  • Race: Tauren
  • Sex: Female
  • Class: Hunter
  • Professions: Dragonscale Leatherworker/ Skinner
  • Background:

    Eldest daughter of mother, never knew my father has a younger brother

  • Specializations or Concentrations: Farming dragonkin and generally shooting things

Witch Doctor Hukari Hexxen of the Darkspear Tribe

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  • Guild Rank: Pintlord
  • Office Role: Guild Relations
  • Race: Troll
  • Sex: Male (Source of Massive Mojo)
  • Class: Shaman
  • Professions: Alchemist / Herbalist
  • Birthplace: Maelstrom
  • Background:

    Son of Wa'sho and War Master Huk'rai

  • Life Goal: To concoct the most pleasurable combination of herbs and chemicals in existance. Oh, and slaying Elves.
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Headshrinking, Hexing, Jinxing, Voodoo

Weapons Expert Rukra Hexxen

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  • Maddien Name: Rukra of the Warsong Clan
  • Guild Rank: Rum Runner
  • Office Role: Raid Organizer/Planner
  • Race: Orc
  • Sex: Only with Hukari!--Oh... Uh *cough* Female
  • Class: Warrior
  • Professions: Blacksmithing / Mining
  • Birthplace: Elwynn Forest
  • Background:

    Daughter of Rahsha and Craal. Her mother died when she was 14, and she only recently discovered Craal was her father. Used to be a grunt at Splintertree Post until she was forced to leave and then she discovered the Brewery.

  • Life Goal: To protect her friends, to make the perfect axe, to collect shinies, and to live happily with her family (Hukari, Koari, and others)
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Being a supertank and making big things that go 'smash' or 'chop'.

Demonoligist Mr. Teebee of the Undercity

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  • Guild Rank: Hustler
  • Race: Undead
  • Sex: Male
  • Class: Warlock
  • Professions: Engineering / Mining
  • Birthplace: Deathknell Graveyard
  • Background:

    Fragmental. "I was a human (family unknown at present) and I died from some infectious disease...some contagion...I recall, vaguely, coughing and chestpain before my former demise."

  • Life Goal: "To surround myself with demon servitude, kick back, and relax."

Xynth 'One eye Xy' Oglethorpe

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  • Guild Rank: Brewmaster of Orientation
  • Race: Undead
  • Sex: Female
  • Class: Rogue
  • Professions: Elemental Leatherworker / Skinner
  • Birthplace: Goldshire / 2nd life: Lorederon
  • Background:

    Xynth is the product of a troubled youth, coupled with a few quirks from an accident with a fire elemental and too much solitary confinement. Her family is a sore subject, but all of them are dead at the moment, save for Mortiesse, her mother's mother and Quatra, her cousin. She considers the brewery, "family"

  • Life Goal:

    Well, Xynth doesn't really know. Not really the planning type. She sort of desires a more trendy outfit, and hopes to make a few friends, and refrain from killing them off and eating them.

  • Specializations or Concentrations:

    Stealth, infiltration. Xy, and her entourage, are very good at getting into places they shouldn't. She's a swindler and a thief, a very good one. Most likely, you will never know how you died if you cross her.

Frost Magi Mahken Rowan

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  • Guild Rank: Hustler
  • Race: Forsaken
  • Sex: Male
  • Class: Mage
  • Professions: Tailoring / Enchanting
  • Birthplace: Westfall
  • Background:

    Born to a well-off family. When he turned twenty-one he was married off to a girl from another, equally well-off family. During life he was a rather air-headed pretty-boy. He left to fight in the army against the uprising Orcs, and ended up fighting against the Scourge. He was taken by the plague and rose again as a Forsaken. For mysterious reasons he never speaks to any living thing (including Forsaken, even though they're not technically 'living') other than a little white cat (named Wisp) that follows him everywhere for reasons unknown. He acts eccentric at best, and insane at worst. Because of actions not long after rising from the dead, he seems to be wanted in several parts of the world. He seems to have a dislike for fire.

  • Life Goal: To protect Wisp at all costs.
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Freezing things.
  • (Alt of Rukra)

Hustler Kakuma

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  • Guild Rank: Hustler
  • Race: Orc
  • Sex:Male
  • Class: Warlock
  • Professions:Tailor / Skinner
  • Birthplace: The Eastern Islands
  • Background:

    Kakuma hails from the Eastern Islands where the blademasters have joined the fight against Alliance and Legion alike. The orc has traded his sword and daggers in for fire and shadow. Although most warlocks become consumed by their thirst for knowledge and become more and more isolated, Kakuma tempers this with a thirst for strong drink. He speaks with a slight accent that he continues to try to train away and appear as a native speaker of Durotar.

  • Life Goal: A lovely troll priestess...

Koari Hexxen

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  • Guild Rank: Hustler
  • Race: Troll
  • Sex: Female
  • Class: Priest
  • Professions:Tailor / Skinner
  • Birthplace: Mountains of Moonglade
  • Background:

    Family perished under mysterious circumstances. Xynth fostered her until she was deemed mature enough to be left alone in ogrimmar to work off her debt. Recently convinced the Hexxens to adopt her. Koari has an unknown age, but Xynth decided for her, bringing her estimated age to fourteen. She is trying her best to learn Troll, so don't be surprised if she uses orcish more often, it is more comfortable for her.

  • Life Goal: To make lots of money and establish strong trade routes with the alliance. To make the people who've been kind to her happy. And as of last week, to become a powerful priestess and help her people rebuild.

Voodoo Priest Golomojo of The Shadowblood Trolls

Golomojo Voodoo Priest
  • Guild Rank: Smuggler
  • Race: Troll
  • Sex: Male
  • Class: Priest
  • Professions: Engineer / Miner
  • Birthplace: Dustwallow Marsh
  • Background:

    Witness to the genocide of his people at the hands of water elementals and Alliance Arch Mages. Now last of the Shadowblood trolls whom bones lay beneath Theramore.

  • Life Goal: To kill Lady Jaina Proudmoore
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Life Time Member of G.E.E.K.

Merp of Merples, the mentally deficient

Merp of Merples
  • Guild Rank: Hustler
  • Race: Troll
  • Sex: Often
  • Class: Rogue
  • Professions: Leatherworker / Skinner
  • Birthplace: Silverpine Forest
  • Background:

    Born into slavery Merp was allways the "slow" one, After horrendous beatings from his masters Merp developed several speach impediments and non-distinct personalities. Freed by a cleaver druid named woodrow Merp wanderd the barrens helping woodrow by fishing for deviate fish. Befriended by woodrow at a young age Merp grew a keen likeing to his friends guild. Woodrow would tell facinating stories of his guilds adventures. Merp grew facinated by this guild and soon aspired to be a Drunken Monkey.

  • Life Goal: To be free
  • Specializations or Concentrations: Placeing hard (sharp or blunt) objects into the backside of a foe